What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”